Monday, December 17, 2012

A Pawsome Package Fit for a King!

from Texas!
Oh Kitties! I cannot tell you the agonies of delay my Human 
put me through! "No, Spitty, not today. Let's wait until a little 
closer to Christmas...."
"Dammit, Human," I said. "Today's the day 
or there'll be no more purring for you!"
Evidently that was the magic phrase, because, Kitties
we opened that cardboard triangle of wondrous things!!!
Look, just LOOK at these delicious noms!
Catnip you can EAT!
I have never heard of such a thing!
Then there was a mousie with a clothespin on his tail (heh, heh)
and a Yeoww Catnip Candy Cane
I have never been the least bit interested in a candy cane before,
but this one? Well, this one is the Bomb. Seriously.
The Pièce de Résistance, however, was a Christmas wand toy--
my very, very favorite kind of toy!
To make it even more irresistible, it has THREE-count-them-three
kinds of attachments. 
There were even some presents for the Human 
(Texas must have verreh nice Humans, that's all I can say!)
There was an adorable little pink coin purse (pink!)
with a black kitty (the very best kind) on it.
And also a very sweet little 2013 kitty calendar which will live
on her classroom desk.
(Picture to follow in January!)
Inside that cunning little coin purse was yet another surprise:
A tiny Japanese good-luck kitty charm.
The Human thinks she will loop it onto the little coin purse.
I enjoyed my Candy Cane...
And I enjoyed my orange-clothespin mousie....
A friend for My Pinkie!
But the true head-bangin' Christmas joy is this 
Can you tell...
that this Bad Boy...
is my favorite...
Christmas toy?

Texas and Humans, This King is royally gobsmacked by your generosity 
and excellent taste in all things feline!
You are the most AWESOMEST Secret Paw ever!
We loves you and wishes you the Happiest of Holidays!


Spitty the Kitty


Prancer Pie said...

Dood, that was seriously pawsome! Congrats on that package!

Cat Chat With Caren And Cody said...

Wow Spitty!!! You got some GREAT STUFF!! My mom loves that lucky cat that your Mom is putting on her purse and that candy cane is too pawsome for words! Enjoy pal!

Sweet Purrfections said...

Wow Spitty! Texas and the Humans did great! You won't be bored for at least a day! MOL!

Just kidding. It looks wonderful.

Texas, a Cat in New York said...

I'm glad it arrived safe and sound and that you liked what was inside.
I know you wrote that you were picky as far as treats are concerned, but I asked my human to send you the ones we all love still.
Have fun!

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

Wow, that was quite a haul, Spitty! Texas and his human did you up right!

Cory said...

Wow, look at all that fun stuff! We remember being your Secret Paw last year and had such a fun time going shopping for you!

xoxo Cory and family

Eric and Flynn said...

That is a great haul that you and your human got. That candy cane looks like a lot of fun, but our mum likes the coin purse and charm.

Katie and Glogirly said...

COOL, Spitty!!! That's a pawsome pile of loot!!!
Your Secret Paw Texas must really luf you.
; ) Katie & Glogirly

Marg said...

Oh Spitty, you did get some awesome loot and loot for the Mom too. Glad the Mom finally let you open that package. That wand toy looks terrific too. You will be having a good time and after that great baff, you sure will need a nice long nap.

MizzBassie said...

Pawsome gifts, Spitty. That Texas sure is a good friend. And has a nice human, too. Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrs.

Mr. Black said...

What a treasure chest of goodies!
Very generous and well thought out.

Mollie said...

Spitty, who'z house am I in ???? Great swag, wez got some grenniez from Texaz too :) He sow fawghtful xx00xx

Mollie and Alfie

da tabbies o trout towne said...

whoa...dood...ewe raked in de goods !!! theeze R way awesum presents frum texas :)

Anonymous said...

oh Spitty! Can I come over and borrow your new wand toy...just to take it out for a spin???? I luvluvluv wand toys!!...well...almost as much as I luvluvluv my fev-vers! You totally scored having Texas for your Secret Santa Paws!! paw hugs, Savannah

The Cat From Hell said...

Oh Spitty! Yous the Man Cat! What PAWSOME prezzies Texas picked for yous!

The Island Cats said...

Spitty, that is one awesome Secret Paws package! We 'specially like those dangly thingeys too! You're gonna have SO much fun!!

~*Connie*~ said...

cardboard triangle of wondrous things!!... I love it

great gifties too.. you are well loved :)

Smokey_the cat said...

Pawsome! How cool is all of dis! Purrrrfect presents for sure.