Oh Kitties! I cannot tell you the agonies of delay my Human
put me through! "No, Spitty, not today. Let's wait until a little
closer to Christmas...."
"Dammit, Human," I said. "Today's the day
or there'll be no more purring for you!"
Evidently that was the magic phrase, because, Kitties,
we opened that cardboard triangle of wondrous things!!!
Look, just LOOK at these delicious noms!
Catnip you can EAT!
I have never heard of such a thing!
Then there was a mousie with a clothespin on his tail (heh, heh)
and a Yeoww Catnip Candy Cane.
I have never been the least bit interested in a candy cane before,
but this one? Well, this one is the Bomb. Seriously.
The Pièce de Résistance, however, was a Christmas wand toy--
my very, very favorite kind of toy!
To make it even more irresistible, it has THREE-count-them-three
kinds of attachments.
There were even some presents for the Human
(Texas must have verreh nice Humans, that's all I can say!)
There was an adorable little pink coin purse (pink!)
with a black kitty (the very best kind) on it.
And also a very sweet little 2013 kitty calendar which will live
on her classroom desk.
(Picture to follow in January!)
Inside that cunning little coin purse was yet another surprise:
A tiny Japanese good-luck kitty charm.
The Human thinks she will loop it onto the little coin purse.
I enjoyed my Candy Cane...
And I enjoyed my orange-clothespin mousie....
A friend for My Pinkie!
But the true head-bangin' Christmas joy is this
PAWSOME Wand Toy!
Can you tell...
that this Bad Boy...
is my favorite...
Texas and Humans, This King is royally gobsmacked by your generosity
and excellent taste in all things feline!
You are the most AWESOMEST Secret Paw ever!
We loves you and wishes you the Happiest of Holidays!
Spitty the Kitty